Right- time to restart the blogs. Coming home from denmark where I pretended to be a member of a theatre company I left three years ago - shall I go back to this pretend writers life or try to be a gypsy theatre actor again. These blogs will chart a navel gazing exercise as an actor tries to be a writer while cursing the onset of middle age - the biggest thing to do next is to lose my man boobs and my pot belly and cellulite and try to find the body I had two years ago....I can't go on being fat flabby and booby...Im frightened of taking my shirt off - and I used to be ready to go naked at a moments notice - the predatory sexual man proud of his body has gone - and i cant let it - I cant go menopausal - I might as well die now...its that serious - so plan a - get a personal trainer join a gym lose this podge in a month and tighten the flabby skin with exercise - Hi Mr personal trainer I use to have a good body I want it back do your stuff.....will his answer be - your past it accept it or go for it we ll have you in shaggable condition in under a month - we know what we want the answer to be....
see you in the gym sexy....
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